everything at once. rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'>
everything at once.
Home   ▲   

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

(Source: flip5600, via seanp0donnell)

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

(via lmaopost)

galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

(via seanp0donnell)

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

image

crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

image

i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

(Source: kikuchimoa, via slomps)

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via laughed)

upgraders:

*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging 

(via lmaopost)

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via seanp0donnell)

astound:

My soulmate is my bed and always will be

(via slomps)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via laughed)

TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter